How exciting! Found this YouTube vid. It appears that Genghis has finally faced off against his arch nemesis, talk show host Rush Limbaugh. This is hilarious.
Rush Limbaugh wants Barack Obama to fail. Genghis thinks it’s ridiculous that Rush doesn’t ride a horse and carry a sword. What sort of man doesn’t ride a horse and carry a sword? I say Genghis wins this one. But wait! No! Is that an illegal head-butt?
Let us begin with a quote from Genghis Khan:
“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ooh“
Once again, the great Khan’s words resound with wisdom: iExcite does indeed have a refined aesthetic that one might describe as part Shakespeare, part Stradivarius, part Star Trek, part whoopee cushion. Holy cow! Behold this pantheon of characters:
Do you feel it? Excitement is tapping and swiping and shaking the cosmos!–I mean the T-Moblie G1! And also shaking the dawn of the Mongol Empire! And the US Civil War era! And the chicken coop! With iExcite, excitement is tapping and swiping and shaking us all!
Now let me ask you this: do you know if Genghis Khan was ticklish in his armpits? Did Abraham Lincoln ever get all worked up when he was jostled around? What noise does a chicken make when you poke it with your finger? Let iExcite help you answer these eternal questions and more!
With iExcite your touch is a tonic to the spirit of any and all of four iExcite characters:
Tough day in the office and President Lincoln sure looks solemn; perhaps you should make his day. See what happens. Just give him a playful poke in the ribs.
Genghis Khan has had another long day of cross-continental conquest. See the exhaustion on his face? Well, why not rub his shoulders for him? Ooh, it seems Genghis has a little gas.
The Free-Range, Cage-Free, Organic, Certified Humane Raised & Handled chicken sure seems self-conscious. Take it into your arms and give it a quick jiggle. Really it’s no good that the chicken was taking itself so seriously!
Hasn’t your computer been running a bit slowly? Perhaps this apparent lugubriousness is because the computer, by definition, is a machine that predictably follows orders. What tedium! Who could fault it wanting interaction?
How exciting! With iExcite, it really seems that everything is finally getting better!
What? You’ve already downloaded iExcite? Why not have your friend download it, too? You’d be astonished at the added excitement when Genghis and the chicken can be activated together.
iExcite is now available for download on Android Market.
Here’s a demo.
In this video iExcite appears on an iPod Touch.
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